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writing

Things I've written:

• The 2020 candidates are selling hats, but are we buying it?
• Open Letters To Famous People
• Humboldt State University 2009 [Excellence]
• Driving In LA [Excellence]
• Ingredients For Life [Excellence, Alligator 666]
• How to Get Dumped but Make it Look Like You Meant to Do That [Excellence]
• The Other Sarah Palin [Jezebel]
• Gerard Depardieu Officially Does Not Give A Shit, Pees On Airplane Carpet [Jezebel]
• VEGAS SMACKS DOWN DUDE’S CRUSADE AGAINST LADIES NIGHT [Jezebel]
• Worth It: Cheap Green Goo Is A Fancy Face Mask [Jezebel]
• Mourning In College [HerCampus UW]
• Have a Sick Valentine’s Day [HerCampus UW]
• Lover Inflicted Nose Bleed [HerCampus UW]

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